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We conclude our summary of key points of government waste from Senator Rand Paul.

The Cybersecurity Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA), the Department of  Homeland Security (DHS) agency that made itself the arbiter of  “misinformation” during the COVID pandemic, created a series of graphic  novels, called the “Resilience Series,” to help educate the public about  misinformation. There is nothing comical about wasting taxpayer money to  justify censorship of constitutionally protected speech. 

The first in the series was called “Real Fake” and featured a foreign operation created to spread misinformation about a U.S. Senator and impact U.S. elections. 

DC Comics won’t be adding these taxpayer-funded comic books from  America’s Cyber Defense Agency (CISA) to their repertoire anytime soon. Using the tired old trope that, “disinformation campaigns are a direct threat to our democracy,” CISA spent time and money telling people what to believe about COVID vaccines and helping to suppress debate and discussion about the  new vaccine technology and its potential side effects. 

CISA’s latest graphic novel even dips into the conspiracy theory that Russia created a “disinformation pandemic” around COVID. In fact, few did more to cause mistrust than the U.S. government and its cover-up experts like Dr.  Fauci, who, we now know, pushed disinformation on mask and vaccine  efficacy, while obfuscating our government’s involvement with dangerous  gain-of-function coronavirus research. 

The First Amendment is kryptonite for our government censors.

National Institutes of Health (NIH)-funded researchers at the University of  Mississippi Medical Center gave lab monkeys meth in the morning and  tracked the monkeys’ sleep habits through implanted wire leads running  “subcutaneously from the head incision to the eye orbit, exiting the eye orbit  from underneath the upper eyelid.” 

The study was funded by portions of four NIH grants and brought to Senator Paul’s attention by the White Coat Waste Project. 

Over 100,000 Americans  die of meth overdoses each year as these  dangerous drugs pour  across our open borders. Our nation’s first  responders and families  across the country struggle every day to  fight this drug epidemic, and yet NIH approved a  portion of approximately  $12 million in NIH grants  to test the sleep habits of  monkeys given meth in  the morning?  

Every year, the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) reroutes incoming tax  payments to a fund set aside for U.S. presidential campaigns. The account is funded by a $3 IRS tax return check box. Since 2008, no major political  party’s candidate for president has accepted the funds. As of November 1,  2023: $400.6 million sat unused in the Presidential Election Campaign Fund  Account. 

Why do we provide unused and unnecessary welfare for politicians and their presidential campaigns? It’s time to scrap the wasteful Presidential Election Campaign check off program. 

Two laboratory monkeys at the University of Minnesota faced high stakes as their access to drinking water hung in the balance, contingent upon their  willingness to embrace what researchers termed “gambling.”  

To study the region of the brain that impacts risk-taking choices, parts of  monkeys’ skulls were removed and their brains were injected with tracers  and monitored as they gambled between two different options presented to  them on two screens.  

Test subjects were given a low-risk, low reward choice and a high-risk, high reward option, with the monkeys choosing risk over reward more than 70% of the time. 

The study—funded under an NIH National  Institute of Mental Health $1.9 million grant  and an NIH National Institute of Drug Abuse  $1.8 million grant—gambled that this monkey study was a good use of taxpayer  funds.  

When local concert venues and family-owned theaters were forced to shut  down during the pandemic, distributing financial relief was left to the Small  Business Administration (SBA). The Shuttered Venue Operators Grant  program was supposed to provide a lifeline to small entertainment  businesses nationwide.  

Sadly, but not surprisingly, SBA failed to deliver. Business Insider identified dozens of famous music artists and  their touring companies that received  over $200 million through the program.  

So-called “small business owners,” such as Post Malone, Lil Wayne, Chris  Brown, and Smashing Pumpkins, received up to $10 million each. Even  Nickelback received $2 million. While  some may claim these funds were used to keep supporting staff, artists  were not required to do so, and we  have no way of determining how these  blank checks were used.  

These multi-millionaire musicians were cashing checks, instead of the  intended recipients: America’s small businesses. Throughout the pandemic  the National Institutes of   Health (NIH) — an agency  that suppressed its own  involvement in funding dangerous coronavirus  research — labeled any  COVID dissent as  misinformation.  

NIH is now specifically targeting the COVID opinions of black and rural communities. A $3.8 million  

University of Pennsylvania  study is investigating “COVID-19 misinformation exposure on social media  among Black and Rural  communities” to help  “identify and ombat  misinformation.” In this study, researchers examine  social media posts “with a specific lens on race” and location.  

When the study began in September 2022, much of what the government and social media called COVID “misinformation” (relating to masks, vaccine  efficacy, and the virus’ origins) is what is simply called “true” this year.  

Under Dr. Fauci, the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAID) was back in the business of wasting your money and torturing  animals. This time, instead of tormenting puppies with ravenous sandflies, a  Florida lab is trying to feminize male monkeys. That’s right, the NIAID is  using $477,121 of your tax dollars to fund the forced feminization of male  rhesus macaques. 

Utilizing taxpayer funds from NIAID, a Florida lab set out to examine what  would happen if female hormones were given to male monkeys. After receiving the hormones, biopsies from the force-feminized, male monkeys were tested to see if they were more susceptible to HIV. 

The lab worked to make male lab monkeys “transgender” to address “social injustices” suffered by “transgender persons” such as “transgender women (TGW)-individuals who were assigned a male set at birth but express  their gender along a female spectrum.” 

Critics note that  monkeys  themselves are  not susceptible to  HIV, and argue  injecting the male  monkeys with  female hormones is unlikely to yield  relevant information or to  help humans. This year, the Biden  Administration sent  out a whopping $236  billion in inaccurate  checks, otherwise known as “improper  payments.”  Federal law defines the term as payments made by  the government to the  wrong person, in the  wrong amount, or for  the wrong reason. 

 FY2023’s whoopsies were down only slightly from FY2022’s $247 billion in improper payments, which came to $675 million a day.  

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